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Explain Carry-On Luggage to Me Explain Carry-On Luggage to Me

Okay, am I crazy or is carry-on luggage getting smaller?

Just Call Me Tornadosfirst "Trump!" Cat

Why are people in this country so crazy and stupid? Someone please rescue me. Imagine thinking being called “Trump” is a compliment.

Now We Know Now We Know

The Washington Post reports on the latest Trump book, “Team of Vipers,” by Cliff Sims:

#Women for Cohen

I just can’t even. This article...

Highly Educated Highly Educated

“Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forrest [sic] fires that, with proper Forrest [sic] Management, would never happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!” Trump tweeted.

Today is Crazy,  Y'all

Yes, it’s still 2018. Sadly I don’t think we can expect better in 2019.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Start Your Engines

Trying not to get my hopes up...

Walk Like an Egyptian Walk Like an Egyptian

The latest Trump book, The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis, gives us this gem from election night:

For the Friend Who Has Everything

Stumped on what to get your friend for her/his birthday? Problem solved! For only $33 you get a personalized video from Marla Maples!

What Ever Happened To...

Remember this guy?

What are you doing?

Guys, Nevada Democrats have a cool new mascot.

Damn you, Google

Starting in January, Google will no longer allow Amazon Firestick to have YouTube. If you want to watch YouTube on your TV you will have to buy a Roku or a Google Chromecast.

I Won't Show You My Penis I Won't Show You My Penis

Ladies and Gentleman, the political ad of our times.

This is where we are, kids

For the record, I definitely believe they are. LOL.

Oh, Mrs. Mnuchin... Oh, Mrs. Mnuchin...

#hermes #tomford #valentino -seriously lady?

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