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What Ever Happened To...

Remember this guy?

What are you doing?

Guys, Nevada Democrats have a cool new mascot.

Damn you, Google

Starting in January, Google will no longer allow Amazon Firestick to have YouTube. If you want to watch YouTube on your TV you will have to buy a Roku or a Google Chromecast.

I Won't Show You My Penis I Won't Show You My Penis

Ladies and Gentleman, the political ad of our times.

This is where we are, kids

For the record, I definitely believe they are. LOL.

Oh, Mrs. Mnuchin... Oh, Mrs. Mnuchin...

#hermes #tomford #valentino -seriously lady?

But He Has Black Friends!

I’m totally convinced now. Trump definitely not racist.

Really, George?

Hummmm. What kind of a candidate is that?

The Great State of Alabama 

Oh, guys, this senate race sounds fun. As a political junkie and coastal elite, I find this riveting. Since the GOP has decided to burn the country down, I’m just here for the chaos.

I'm Gonna Miss These Spicy Stories

Remember when Steve Bannon said Sean Spicer wasn’t doing on-camera briefings because he had gotten fatter? Now we know why, it’s because he stole a mini fridge from junior staffers.

The Bar Is So Low Now The Bar Is So Low Now

First Kid Rock claims he is running for Senate. (Personally, I think he is not serious but in the Trump era we have to take it as such.)

Damned if you do, damned if you don't 

Ladies, you know you should smile, but did you know you shouldn’t over smile?

Good Christian Smuggling

So it turns out Hobby Lobby, those good Christian anti-birth control crusaders, are smugglers.

Everyone Will be Famous for 15 Minutes and be on the Cover of Time Magazine Everyone Will be Famous for 15 Minutes and be on the Cover of Time Magazine

Northern Virginia congressman Gerald E. Connolly (D)

CNN Sends a Sketch Artist CNN Sends a Sketch Artist

Due to the fact that Spicy won’t appear on camera much these days, CNN decided to send a sketch artist to cover it. (Doesn’t he look good? Not fat at all, Steve.)

Ted Cruz Needs a Hug, Guys

Will someone please give Ted Cruz a hug? He desperately needs one.

Do Amazon Fire Sticks Go to Heaven?

Do you guys have Fire Sticks? Mine stopped working. Is it dead? How long do they last? It is not my remote batteries. Rebooting does not work.

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