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Everyone Wants to Dance to Phoenix Like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Earlier this month, a video surfaced that shockingly revealed U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was once a human college student. The video—which shows Ocasio-Cortez re-enacting a scene from The Breakfast Club, set to French indie band Phoenix’s “Lisztomania”—freaked the fuck out of the right, but it did…

We're Getting Another Ghostbusters Movie, but Without the Women We're Getting Another Ghostbusters Movie, but Without the Women

Though it doesn’t look like we’re getting Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy, and Kate McKinnon back anytime soon, it appears there is yet another Ghostbusters film underway. Ghosts, after all, never die.

Grindr News Site INTO Is Dead Grindr News Site INTO Is Dead

LGBTQ dating app Grindr fired the editorial staff and social media team at its popular news site Into on Tuesday. The mass layoffs effectively shutter the site, which launched just 17 months ago.

The Biebers Are Planning a Wedding The Biebers Are Planning a Wedding

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are already married, a fact I had to triple-check because there was so much speculation leading up to the blessed day I couldn’t remember if it actually happened. But though they can legally fuck without God getting mad, they have not yet foisted several rounds of hors d’oeuvres and…

This Egg Is More Popular Than Kylie Jenner's Baby

A picture of egg has done what mere mortals can only dream of achieving: it beat Kylie Jenner at social media.

Jon Snow's Manbun Stars in New Game of Thrones Final Season Teaser

At (very) long last, HBO has announced the premiere date for the final season of Game of Thrones. According to a new teaser the network tweeted out on Sunday night, Winter is Coming on April 14. Coming with it: Jon Snow, Jon Snow’s manbun, the dead animal on Jon Snow’s neck, Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, and I think maybe…

Judge Blocks Trump's Birth Control Coverage Exemptions in 13 States Judge Blocks Trump's Birth Control Coverage Exemptions in 13 States

A federal judge in California has granted a preliminary injunction to 13 states and Washington, D.C. that will prevent employers from opting out of providing no-cost birth control to employees based on religious or moral objections.

Pete Davidson Would Like Future Girlfriends to Know His Dick Really Isn't That Big Pete Davidson Would Like Future Girlfriends to Know His Dick Really Isn't That Big

Pete Davidson has a big dick—this we know. What we do not know is whether his dick is Too big, Very big, Normal big, or Slightly big, and since all these labels tend to be subjective, one can never truly know the truth, unless one has the opportunity to personally meet said dick.

What to Do If You Think You're Having a Stroke What to Do If You Think You're Having a Stroke

First, if you’re Googling this now because you think you or someone you are with might be having a stroke, CALL 911 RIGHT NOW AND TELL THE OPERATOR TO SEND AN AMBULANCE. TELL THE OPERATOR YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING A STROKE. Do it now. Do not wait. Do not read on.

Police Will Test Male Staffers' DNA at Nursing Facility Where Woman in Vegetative State Gave Birth Police Will Test Male Staffers' DNA at Nursing Facility Where Woman in Vegetative State Gave Birth

Police have obtained a search warrant that will permit them to test male staffers’ DNA at the Arizona nursing facility where a woman who has been in a vegetative state for nearly a decade gave birth last month.

Man Licks Doorbell Man Licks Doorbell

Of all the things in the world to lick, a doorbell seems the least hygienic, as its one purpose is to be a place where people put their fingers. Fingers are very germy, you see, and now some of those germs live upon the tongue of one man who was caught on a security camera licking a California family’s doorbell.

Harvey Weinstein Is Expected to Go on Trial for Sexual Assault in May Harvey Weinstein Is Expected to Go on Trial for Sexual Assault in May

Harvey Weinstein is scheduled to go on trial for sexual assault in Manhattan on May 6, according to court papers filed earlier this week.

Rosario Dawson Allegedly Sang 'I Love You' to Cory Booker, Which Is Fine Rosario Dawson Allegedly Sang 'I Love You' to Cory Booker, Which Is Fine

I am still not sure how to feel about the news that Rosario Dawson/Cory Booker are allegedly dating. On the one hand, yay for love! On the other hand...really? Are we sure this isn’t just opposition research for Bernie’s 2020 campaign? Like, what?

All the Questions I Have About the Final Season of Game of Thrones Based on This 6 Second Promo

HBO dropped a promo for its upcoming programming slate during the Golden Globes, and it included a FULL SIX SECONDS of Game of Thrones footage. The series’ final six episodes start airing sometime in April, but for now, all we have is a shot of Daenerys Targaryen in Winterfell. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Isn't Worried About Washington Politics Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Isn't Worried About Washington Politics

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t plan to let her detractors win.

Chance the Rapper Regrets Working With R. Kelly Chance the Rapper Regrets Working With R. Kelly

Chance the Rapper worked with R. Kelly on the 2015 track “Somewhere in Paradise,” but he no longer stands by that collaboration.

The Long, Terrible Saga of Pooey Puitton, 2018's Hottest Poop-Shaped Toy The Long, Terrible Saga of Pooey Puitton, 2018's Hottest Poop-Shaped Toy

When I was a young, stupid, and spoiled tween, I wanted a Louis Vuitton bag, because all the other young, stupid, and spoiled tweens I knew had one. My parents could not and would not purchase me a multi-hundred dollar handbag, so I bought a $20 knockoff and told everyone it was real. No one believed me! I was so sad.

In 2019, You Might Be Able to Make Your Face Look Like Lady Gaga's In 2019, You Might Be Able to Make Your Face Look Like Lady Gaga's

I have spent a surprising amount of time thinking about Lady Gaga’s face this year, perhaps because a certain film kept trying to suggest there was something wrong with it—that it was a face meant to be overcome—even though it seems like a perfectly normal and good face. Whatever the case, come 2019 it’s possible we…

There Is an Antibiotic-Resistant Superbug Outbreak in Gaza There Is an Antibiotic-Resistant Superbug Outbreak in Gaza

The West Bank and Gaza are experiencing an epidemic of antibiotic-resistant superbugs that doctors say are taxing already overwhelmed hospitals and medical facilities, and could spread elsewhere.

We Can Keep the Affordable Care Act... For Now We Can Keep the Affordable Care Act... For Now

Earlier this month, a federal judge in Texas ruled that the Affordable Care Act is unconstitutional, throwing the ever-imperiled healthcare law into, well, even more peril. There was some confusion, after the ruling, as to whether or not the ACA would still be valid going into 2019. But on Sunday, the judge who struck…

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