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Judge Defends Freedom of the Press, Tosses Sarah Palin's Lawsuit Against the New York Times Judge Defends Freedom of the Press, Tosses Sarah Palin's Lawsuit Against the New York Times

A New York federal judge has dismissed Sarah Palin’s defamation lawsuit against the New York Times, a much-needed win for freedom of the press in an era of alternative facts.

Sarah Palin Sues New York Times for Defamation Sarah Palin Sues New York Times for Defamation

Former Alaska governor and current Trump devotee, Sarah Palin, filed a lawsuit on Tuesday alleging the New York Times defamed her character in publishing an article she claims portrayed her as partially responsible for the 2011 shooting of Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.

Guess Who Came Over for Dinner Last Night? 

Good morning! Last night, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin took a smirking pic in front of Hillary Clinton’s First Lady portrait, and I have been re-convinced that we are actually in hell.

Gaze Ye Into the Eyes of the Devil  Gaze Ye Into the Eyes of the Devil 

Apprentice creator—and arguably, by extension, Donald Trump creator—Mark Burnett, who denounced Trump’s presidential campaign in October but claimed he was legally bound against releasing potentially damaging footage from the set of The Apprentice, has reportedly turned quite a corner.

Sarah Palin Got Me Like 😂 Sarah Palin Got Me Like 😂

On Friday, former Alaska governor and distant aunt whose example you should not follow Sarah Palin posted a Facebook status that had me like, “Girl?” “OMG girl!” and then, “Girl, u got me 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂.”

Oh My God, I Agree With Sarah Palin Oh My God, I Agree With Sarah Palin

All of us are still recovering, emotionally and spiritually, from that one time Sarah Palin was very nearly the vice president of the United States. But you know what? She’s not always wrong!

Track Palin Takes Plea Deal in Domestic Violence Case Track Palin Takes Plea Deal in Domestic Violence Case

Track Palin, the eldest of Sarah Palin’s brood, has entered a plea agreement in a January domestic violence case in which he punched and kicked his girlfriend before threatening to kill himself with an AR-15 assault rifle.

Sarah Palin Instructs Americans to Respect 'Rule of Law,’ Conveniently Forgets Son’s Arrest Sarah Palin Instructs Americans to Respect 'Rule of Law,’ Conveniently Forgets Son’s Arrest

The FBI recommended against charging Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information earlier today, and you had better believe Sarah Palin has posted a completely incomprehensible response on her Facebook page. In it, she lambasts “GOP #NEVERTRUMP TRAITORS” and insists that parents teach their kids to respect…

A Collection of Very Dumb Republican Thoughts on the Brexit A Collection of Very Dumb Republican Thoughts on the Brexit

Yesterday, the UK voted—essentially by accident, both on the part of the pompous drip who called the referendum and the voters who didn’t bother to learn what it meant—to exit the European Union. Today, David Cameron resigned, the pound plunged to its lowest level since 1985, global financial markets plummeted, and …

In Case You Were Wondering, Justin Bieber Got in a Fight In Case You Were Wondering, Justin Bieber Got in a Fight

Bieber fight Bieber fight Bieber fight!

Sarah Palin Unedited: May 8, 2016 Sarah Palin Unedited: May 8, 2016

Sarah Palin Unedited is a series featuring full, unaltered transcripts of one Alaskan’s public ramblings. If you only read the pull-quotes, that’s okay.

Meet the Man Sarah Palin is Hoping Will Defeat Paul Ryan

Sarah Palin took to CNN’s State of the Union on Sunday morning to excoriate House Speaker Paul Ryan for his failure to enthusiastically endorse Donald Trump, and announce her support for...this person.

Azealia Banks' Open Letter to Sarah Palin Is the Apologia That Keeps on Giving Azealia Banks' Open Letter to Sarah Palin Is the Apologia That Keeps on Giving

The feud between rapper Azealia Banks and professional Alaskan Sarah Palin that erupted earlier today might be a social media throw-down reminiscent of a mix between Being John Malkovich, the Tea Party, and a future Kanye Twitter rant—but lucky for us, it’s also the gift that keeps on giving.

This Sarah Palin-Azealia Banks Feud Is a Historic Moment For Public Stupidity This Sarah Palin-Azealia Banks Feud Is a Historic Moment For Public Stupidity

Azealia Banks and Sarah Palin, two of America’s most confused citizens, have finally found each other on social media—and friends, it is a thing to behold.

We Have Questions About This New 'Judge Judy-Type' Show Starring Sarah Palin  We Have Questions About This New 'Judge Judy-Type' Show Starring Sarah Palin 

In a life-changing development for me personally, People reported today that Sarah Palin will, God willing, soon be starring in a new reality television courtroom show. As the judge. Sarah Palin will be the judge. Take a moment to screw your heads back onto your bodies, we’ll wait.

Sarah Palin Unedited: February 1, 2016  Sarah Palin Unedited: February 1, 2016 

Sarah Palin Unedited is a series featuring full, unaltered transcripts of one Alaskan’s public ramblings. If you only read the pull-quotes, that’s okay.

On Saturday Night Live, The Bachelor is Bland and Tina Fey Returns as 'Crazy' Sarah Palin 

After Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump earlier this week, it was almost inevitable that Tina Fey would return Saturday Night Live to revisit her classic Palin impression. And Fey definitely did not disappoint, she offered up an unhinged riff on Palin’s meandering and confusing Iowa endorsement speech while Darrell…

Sarah Palin Blames Her Son's Domestic Violence Arrest on Obama

On Wednesday, Sarah Palin took time out of a speech at a Donald Trump rally to comment on her 26-year-old son Track’s recent arrest on a domestic violence charge. What drove him to violence? President Obama.

Break Out Your Apocalypse Helmets: Sarah Palin Has Endorsed Donald Trump Break Out Your Apocalypse Helmets: Sarah Palin Has Endorsed Donald Trump

Confirming a rumor the Trump campaign has been eagerly stoking, Sarah Palin has announced that she will be endorsing Trump at a rally in Iowa this afternoon. Somewhere nearby, Ted Cruz is slowly crab-walking to his time-out closet, where he will spend the evening eating ice cubes in a hair shirt.

Ted Cruz Is Deeply Afraid That Trump Might Land Coveted Sarah Palin Endorsement  Ted Cruz Is Deeply Afraid That Trump Might Land Coveted Sarah Palin Endorsement 

It’s very puzzling that after all this time tango-ing with insanity, Sarah Palin’s garbled thoughts and feelings still matter to literally anyone. But here we are!

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