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Thanks For the Leaks, Kellyanne! Thanks For the Leaks, Kellyanne!

It’s been a long time since I’ve even thought about Kellyanne Conway. The once omnipresent White House mouthpiece seems mostly to have slunk back to her rock crevice of late, but for some sporadic appearances on Fox News. But according to yet another BOMBSHELL TELL-ALL about the various havoc underway at Trump HQ,…

Kellyanne Conway's Anti-Drug Advice Is Weird as Hell Kellyanne Conway's Anti-Drug Advice Is Weird as Hell

Look. It’s been a good few years since I was in high school or college, so it’s a while since I had to sit through any kind of anti-drug programming. Maybe things are different now. Maybe I am the one who is out of touch.

Kellyanne Conway Violated Federal Law, Is Sure to Face Discipline From Law-Loving President  Kellyanne Conway Violated Federal Law, Is Sure to Face Discipline From Law-Loving President 

The Office of Special Counsel (OSC)—not to be confused with Special Counsel Robert Mueller—has found that Kellyanne Conway violated the Hatch Act twice by “advocating for and against candidates” during the Alabama Senate special election. Whoops! Unfortunately, all the OSC can do is ask her boss, noted rule-follower…

Colbie Holderness Responds to Kellyanne Conway: 'Being Strong Does Not Inoculate a Person Against Abuse' Colbie Holderness Responds to Kellyanne Conway: 'Being Strong Does Not Inoculate a Person Against Abuse'

Colbie Holdnerness, an ex-wife of former White House aide Rob Porter, wrote in a Monday Washington Post piece that she was “dismayed” by Kellyanne Conway’s weekend appearance on CNN.

The Year in Smirks 

A lot of terrible things happened in 2017. The United States exited the Paris Climate Agreement, relinquishing responsibility for its role in our ongoing armageddon. The president called a hostile dictator “fat” on Twitter and now Hawaii is testing its nuclear sirens. Jared Kushner personally inflamed the…

Fox News Accuses FBI, Mueller of ‘Coup’ to Overthrow Trump Fox News Accuses FBI, Mueller of ‘Coup’ to Overthrow Trump

Fox News’ Jesse Watters has lost his mind. In a rant filled with misleading statements about the FBI and Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, Watters accused members of law enforcement of carrying out a “coup” against the Trump administration.

From Jared to Kellyanne: The Year in Political Dicks From Jared to Kellyanne: The Year in Political Dicks

It’s baffling to look back at the past year in politics, to begin to wade through the number of protections rolled back by the administration, or the number of Friday afternoons interrupted by news existentially threatening our democracy, or the number of times the President has demonstrated severe and unchecked…

Roy Moore Accuser Describes Disturbing Encounter on Today

Last month, Leigh Corfman came forward with her story of being sexually assaulted by Roy Moore in 1979, when she was just 14 years old. On Monday, she appeared on Today to share more about what happened in an emotional interview.

Kellyanne Conway Awaits Your Thanks For Starting the Current Conversation About Sexual Assault Kellyanne Conway Awaits Your Thanks For Starting the Current Conversation About Sexual Assault

Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president went on Fox News on Thursday to discuss Roy Moore’s and his alleged predilection for teen girls and Trump’s silence on the subject. (Even Fox News is wondering why Donald Trump hasn’t said anything about Moore. Conway’s answer was that he was in Asia. Trump is busy in Asia!…

Kellyanne Conway as Pennywise Is Scary, But Is It Scarier Than the Real Kellyanne?

We all have our phobias. A clown lurking in the sewers may not be yours, so how about Kellyanne Conway doing the lurking?

Kellyanne Conway Became Comfortable In the GOP When She Learned to 'Think Like a Man and to Behave Like a Lady' Kellyanne Conway Became Comfortable In the GOP When She Learned to 'Think Like a Man and to Behave Like a Lady'

In an interview with Time, Kellyanne Conway discussed the lack of leadership roles in the Republican party—can you believe it?—when she got her start in politics, describing working for the GOP as a woman in the 1990s as like “walking into the men’s locker room at the Elks Club holding a bachelor party.”

Trump Surrogates Have a Buckwild Night on TV, Demonstrate Why They Should Never Be Asked on TV Again Trump Surrogates Have a Buckwild Night on TV, Demonstrate Why They Should Never Be Asked on TV Again

Here’s a question: if you had an acquaintance who routinely came over to your house, squatted on your rug, took a lengthy, luxuriating shit on it, then looked you in the eye and insisted “There’s no shit on that rug,” would you keep having them over? Yes? Good Lord. You must be in cable news.

Kellyanne Conway Swears Fealty to Donald Trump, Despite Morning Joe Host's Claims  Kellyanne Conway Swears Fealty to Donald Trump, Despite Morning Joe Host's Claims 

Kellyanne Conway would like you to know that she certainly did not say anything mean about President Lord Emperor Donald Trump, so do her a solid and don’t listen to a word that Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough say.

Morning Joe Hosts Claim Kellyanne Conway Hates Donald Trump 

On Monday morning, newly-engaged Morning Joe anchors Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough claimed that during the 2016 campaign, Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway talked shit about Trump immediately after defending him on television.

Kellyanne Conway Says Anderson Cooper Rolled His Eyes at Her Bullshit Answer Because of Sexism

On Tuesday night, Anderson Cooper tried to make zombie White House spokesperson Kellyanne Conway grapple with the fact that Donald Trump has always praised James Comey for how he acted against Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election. It would then follow that his purported reasons for firing the FBI director were…

Watch Anderson Cooper Roll His Eyes at Kellyanne Conway As She Tries to Defend Trump

I’m not sure where they’ve been keeping Kellyanne Conway these days, but the unexpected firing of FBI director James Comey was event enough for the White House to rouse her from whatever hidey-hole they’ve been keeping her in and put her up against Anderson Cooper to defend the President.

Kellyanne Conway's Not Missing--She's Been Fixing the Opioid Crisis, Okay? Kellyanne Conway's Not Missing--She's Been Fixing the Opioid Crisis, Okay?

You might not have thought about Kellyanne Conway, a monster who happens to have blonde hair, because she has been conspicuously missing from cable news for the past several weeks. After all, when a rock is removed from your shoe, you leave it on the ground and continue with your life.

Why Can't the Media Break Up With Kellyanne Conway Already?

Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway openly despises the media and thwarts its efforts to report accurately in the public’s interests whenever possible. That has been her job, or at least a significant part of it, since she joined the Trump campaign in August. Conway is dogmatic in her hatred of the media, yet ever…

No, It Cannot 'Rain Shade' No, It Cannot 'Rain Shade'

I haven’t checked, but I’m almost certain Shade Court is the only branch of government still standing. If that’s the case, hi, I’m in charge now. This is the new national anthem, healthcare is free, I’ve sent Paul Ryan to Cuba and jalapeño poppers can now be used as currency. This is Judge Brown’s America.

Kellyanne, When Asked About Trump Wiretapping Claims: But Did You Know You Can Watch Someone Through a Microwave Kellyanne, When Asked About Trump Wiretapping Claims: But Did You Know You Can Watch Someone Through a Microwave

In an interview published on the Bergen County Record on Sunday evening, Kellyanne Conway alleged that the government has a number of The Americans-inspired ways to surveil a citizen. One day later, she said she’s “not in the evidence game.”

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