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Armie Hammer Vows to Exercise Better 'Twitter Impulse Control' Armie Hammer Vows to Exercise Better 'Twitter Impulse Control'

Armie Hammer has apologized for posting a selfie on the occasion of Stan Lee’s death with the caption, “So touched by all of the celebrities posting pictures of themselves with Stan Lee… no better way to commemorate an absolute legend than putting up a picture of yourself.”

Rob Kardashian Reportedly Forced to Sell Beloved Sock Company to His Mother Rob Kardashian Reportedly Forced to Sell Beloved Sock Company to His Mother

In case his recent request to decrease child support payments didn’t get the message across, Rob Kardashian is low on funds. In the matter of his flailing sock company, however, his mom Kris Jenner is helping him out. Or forcing him to sell the business to her, depending how you look at it.

Better Ratings Follow Megyn Kelly's Departure From Today Better Ratings Follow Megyn Kelly's Departure From Today

Now that the sometimes nauseating sometimes stupefying fever dream that was Megyn Kelly hosting the 9 a.m. hour of the Today show has come to an end, it’s possible NBC can breath a sigh of relief knowing ratings have since gone up.

Hilary Duff Is Delighted by Her Placenta Smoothie  Hilary Duff Is Delighted by Her Placenta Smoothie 

This is why I don’t listen to podcasts!

Johnny Depp Prepared for His Jack Sparrow Role by Overheating His Brain in a Sauna  Johnny Depp Prepared for His Jack Sparrow Role by Overheating His Brain in a Sauna 

As I’ve observed with nonchalant horror the steady release of movies starring Johnny Depp based on a Disney World ride, I figured good drugs were involved in the realization of this project—and I don’t think I’m wrong—but also, I guess, saunas?

It's Good to See Demi Lovato Out and About and Voting  It's Good to See Demi Lovato Out and About and Voting 

Demi Lovato broke her months-long Instagram silence, and then Instagram, by posting a picture of herself at the polls on Tuesday.

Kelly Clarkson Hates Working Out, As Do We All  Kelly Clarkson Hates Working Out, As Do We All 

I wouldn’t call myself a “gym hater.” I go. I do fucking hate it, but not more than most things? My experience has improved since abandoning the purple-yellow wasteland of repressed pizza hours and tank top requirements known as Planet Fitness for an almost-as-cheap alternative. Compared to a friend who recently told…

Toni Braxton Adores Beyoncé's Halloween Tribute 

Beyoncé’s Halloween costume is unexpectedly casual and quite wonderful, an ode to the legendary recording artist Toni Braxton and the simple joys of wordplay. The costume and shoot are of course in the style of Braxton’s 1993 debut album cover.

Queer Eye's Antoni Porowski Has Broken Up With Boyfriend of 7 Years Joey Krietemeyer  Queer Eye's Antoni Porowski Has Broken Up With Boyfriend of 7 Years Joey Krietemeyer 

Antoni Porowki, star of the Queer Eye reboot and budding purveyor of all things cauliflower and peas, has broken up with his boyfriend of seven years, Joey Krietemeyer. Us Weekly reported on Thursday that the relationship ended two months ago.

John Mayer on Dating: 'People Not Being Into Me Brings a Real Level of Reality Into My Life' John Mayer on Dating: 'People Not Being Into Me Brings a Real Level of Reality Into My Life'

John Mayer, 41, had 24-year-old Cazzie David (daughter of Larry David and former girlfriend of Pete Davidson) on his Instagram Live show on Monday, and it was actually pretty entertaining.

Megyn Kelly Is Sorry, Wasn't Sure Blackface Is 'Indeed Wrong' Until Literally Today  Megyn Kelly Is Sorry, Wasn't Sure Blackface Is 'Indeed Wrong' Until Literally Today 

I know what you’re thinking: Megyn Kelly was probably banking on her terrible blackface analysis playing better than it did and nothing has changed. But who are you going to believe? The Megyn Kelly who said in 2013 that Santa has to be a white man and on Tuesday wondered aloud on TV if it really was racist for white…

Hailey Bieber Is Soon to Be Wed, Trademarked Hailey Bieber Is Soon to Be Wed, Trademarked

I asked my roommate for thoughts on the news that Hailey Baldwin is trademarking her post-marital name “Hailey Bieber,” and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” I told him she’s marrying Justin Bieber and is one of the bad Baldwin’s daughters, and he said “I don’t even know who that is.” And then we changed the…

Kendall Jenner Accuses TMZ of Sharing Her Location Following Alleged Stalker Incident Kendall Jenner Accuses TMZ of Sharing Her Location Following Alleged Stalker Incident

Kendall Jenner lashed out at a tabloid after a suspected stalker was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly trespassing on her property. The suspect, John Ford, reportedly had a restraining order and was released Tuesday night after his bail was set at $20,000.

Ariana Grande Covered Her 'Pete' Tattoo With a Band-Aid Ariana Grande Covered Her 'Pete' Tattoo With a Band-Aid

As if Band-Aids needed any more free publicity!!

Chrissy Teigen Fills Us in on John Legend and Kanye West's 'Civil Discourse' Chrissy Teigen Fills Us in on John Legend and Kanye West's 'Civil Discourse'

So that there are no gaps in our historical record, Chrissy Teigen has been kind enough to to offer an eye-witness account of what might generously be called The Discourse between Kanye West and John Legend.

Kris Jenner Reportedly Borrows Clothes From Kim Kardashian, But Why? Kris Jenner Reportedly Borrows Clothes From Kim Kardashian, But Why?

Kris Jenner, who weaves the fabric of our reality, also borrows her daughter’s clothes.

Congrats to Channing Tatum & Jessie J, Who Are Reportedly in Love Congrats to Channing Tatum & Jessie J, Who Are Reportedly in Love

There is nothing purer than life after love, especially when that life involves a new love that looks a lot like your old one. Such is the case, it seems, with Channing Tatum, who, according to Us Weekly, is dating singer Jessie J.

Sophie Turner Recounts Extremely Chill Sleepover Tradition With Maisie Williams  Sophie Turner Recounts Extremely Chill Sleepover Tradition With Maisie Williams 

Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams are way closer in age than the fictional world I have come to know them though had me believe—and quite good friends!

Donald Trump Dislikes Taylor Swift Now  Donald Trump Dislikes Taylor Swift Now 

Yesterday, reporters on the South Lawn prodded Donald Trump on a host of issues, including his feelings on Taylor Swift, who came out in support of two democratic representatives from her home state of Tennessee. Swift also expressed discontentment with the voting record of Senator Marsha Blackburn, a conservative.…

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