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God Creates Dinosaurs. God Destroys Dinosaurs. God Creates Man. Man Buys Poster. God Creates Dinosaurs. God Destroys Dinosaurs. God Creates Man. Man Buys Poster.

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A Reminder That Dinosaurs Were Real (How???) A Reminder That Dinosaurs Were Real (How???)

Right where you’re standing, sitting, or squatting, a very large dinosaur may have been stomping around millions of years ago, just living life and experiencing love before meeting its fateful demise, making way for the evolution of humans. Now and again, some cool news surfaces to remind us of this crazy fact:…

We Couldn’t Come Up With a Better Headline Than This One About a Lady Fucking a Headless Dinosaur We Couldn’t Come Up With a Better Headline Than This One About a Lady Fucking a Headless Dinosaur

Here’s what we know: Some three quarters of all plant and animal life on our planet—including all non-avian dinosaurs—were wiped out during a mass-extinction event about 66 million years ago.

The Struggle Is Real for This Dinosaur Contending With Snowzilla

Have you ever contemplated how a Tyrannosaurus rex would tackle the task of shoveling snow? I must admit that I haven’t given it much thought, even under the influence. But now that we have this video, the world can behold an industrious—if rather effete—dinosaur, a Sisyphus for the blizzard-bound.

Christ, Not Even Jurassic World's Dinosaur Toys Are Allowed to Be Female Christ, Not Even Jurassic World's Dinosaur Toys Are Allowed to Be Female

The omnipresent practice of denying girls action figures has somehow hit a new low. Remember how in the Jurassic World movie, most of the dinosaurs—especially Chris Pratt’s Raptor squad—were constantly referred to as girls? Well, as Jurassic World action figures, they’ve all been genderswapped into boys.

These Are the 10 Best Female Characters From Jurassic Park These Are the 10 Best Female Characters From Jurassic Park

With the release of Jurassic World just around the corner, we wanted to revisit the Steven Spielberg classic that started it all. 1993’s Jurassic Park has its share of great male characters (hello, Dr. Ian Malcolm!), but is most notable for its abundance of female roles. Below is our list of the 10 best female…

'Apparently Kid' Knows Way More About Dinosaurs Than Chris Pratt 'Apparently Kid' Knows Way More About Dinosaurs Than Chris Pratt

Fact: Unless you are a professional paleontologist, any six-year-old child in America can absolutely humiliate you at dinosaur trivia. Don’t feel bad; that includes Chris Pratt, who stars in the upcoming dino-stravaganza Jurassic World.

Moms Launch a Company to Sell Science-Themed Clothing for Little Girls Moms Launch a Company to Sell Science-Themed Clothing for Little Girls

If you’ve shopped for kids clothing or even wandered through a Babies R Us lately, you’ll know that the options for little girls are heavy on the light pink, hot pink, sparkles, tutus, and leopard print.

Mindy Kaling Says Abortion Is Too Serious to Tackle in a Sitcom Mindy Kaling Says Abortion Is Too Serious to Tackle in a Sitcom

Mindy Kaling graces the cover of this month's issue of Flare magazine, and in the accompanying interview addresses the curious fact that even though all of the main characters in The Mindy Project work in an OB-GYN clinic, the show has never brought up abortion. Well, she sort of addressed it.

Baseball Star's Holiday Safety Tip: 'Ladies, Let Ur Man Drive' Baseball Star's Holiday Safety Tip: 'Ladies, Let Ur Man Drive'

Today, I took a break from gestating male heirs/ slaving over a hot stove/ piping down and letting the men talk to check this website called "Twitter," where a famous base-ball player named David Price had some great Thanksgiving travel tips for ladies: let your man drive! Especially in dangerous weather! Men, you…

Giant Newly-Discovered Dinosaur Is Good News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans Giant Newly-Discovered Dinosaur Is Good News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans

Scientists today were pleased to announce that they've discovered a new species of dinosaur and named it Siats meekerorum. The most pleasing part of this pleasing discovery is that the Siats is both bigger and cooler (according to scientific projections they have built-in leopard spotted jackets!) than the T. Rex. …

Yes, It's Movember--But Don't Forget About Dinovember! Yes, It's Movember--But Don't Forget About Dinovember!

Yes, yes, mustaches. I get it. You're growing a mustache. It's for charity. Charity is good, men's health is good. And it's November. Movember. Yes. What you did there, I see it.

Richard Cohen Thinks Interracial Families Make America Want to Barf Richard Cohen Thinks Interracial Families Make America Want to Barf

Oh, boy. Doddering Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen Has Some Thoughts on Bill de Blasio's family, and how "conventional" America probably reacts to them.

Bryce Dallas Howard Will Be Lead Dino Wrangler in Jurassic Park Sequel Bryce Dallas Howard Will Be Lead Dino Wrangler in Jurassic Park Sequel

The thing I love most about the long-rumored Jurassic Park sequel/reboot/remake/relaunch/question-mark?!?!?!!?—which has now apparently been dubbed Jurassic World—is that I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT ITS EXISTENCE. And then it's like dinosaur Christmas over and over again every time a new piece of info hatches under the…

Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Just as Amazing as You'd Imagine Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Just as Amazing as You'd Imagine

I found something to haunt your dreams and fuel your nightmares: DINOSAUR EROTICA.

Hold on to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Happening Hold on to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Happening

I think I've made my feelings on Jurassic Park pretty clear (DINOS DINOS DINOS I AM PRO), but I wasn't certain how to feel about the announcement back in March that a Jurassic Park 4 was to be a thing. I mean, the first two sequels were sooooo garbagey—and it's such a weird progression to be like, "Yeah, we know we…

Greatest Wedding Photo In the History of the World Greatest Wedding Photo In the History of the World

The Lowders were trying to take their bridal party pictures, when a most unexpected guest popped into the photo frame. But their terror is our gain, and it has resulted in what is clearly the greatest wedding photo of all time. Update: We talked to the photographer!

I Re-Watched Jurassic Park for You Because, Really, Who Has the Time? I Re-Watched Jurassic Park for You Because, Really, Who Has the Time?

When I was 12, in 1994, I basically did three things: watch The Fugitive, watch A League of Their Own, and watch Jurassic Park. Oh, and listen to Weird Al's "Off the Deep End." Four things. Over and over and over. (Oh!!! And play that Yo! Noid Nintendo game! Five things! But this is not relevant.) In that…

5-Year-Old Girl Discovers New Species Of Dinosaur; Scientists Name It After Her 5-Year-Old Girl Discovers New Species Of Dinosaur; Scientists Name It After Her

In perhaps the most heartwarming story to ever involve a tiny fossilized pelvis, paleontologists have named a new species of flying dinosaur after the five-year-old cherub of a girl who discovered it. Daisy Morris, now nine, unearthed the fossil in 2008 while walking with her family on the Isle of Wight. She took the…

Dinosaurs Probably Shook Their Tail Feathers Like Peacocks When They Were Feeling Sexy Dinosaurs Probably Shook Their Tail Feathers Like Peacocks When They Were Feeling Sexy

Unfortunately for your wild childhood imagination, paleontologists recently decided that all dinosaurs probably had feathers to help insulate them during the holidays much the same way we hairless mammals use hideous sweaters to keep our nipsies from falling off like scabs in cold weather. A new chain of fossil…

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