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The Crazy Latvian Opulent Armored Car Maker DARTZ Challenges Trump To A Limo-Off The Crazy Latvian Opulent Armored Car Maker DARTZ Challenges Trump To A Limo-Off

DARTZ, the company best known for turning whale penises into comfortable seating, has announced their head-of-state-ready edition of their new wildly overdone vehicle, the Black Alligator. To prove the Black Alligator’s worthiness as a head-of-state car, suitable for presidents, prime ministers, sultans, and dictators…

This Lifted Lincoln Limo Is Way Cooler Than Your Stretch Hummer This Lifted Lincoln Limo Is Way Cooler Than Your Stretch Hummer

If you want a grossly gaudy ride to the prom that looks fresh off a rack at Toys R Us, get a Hummer H2 and slap 20 feet of fuselage between the wheels. Real rough n' tumble off-road party goers will pick this jacked-up Lincoln Town Car every time.

For $12,500, VW Squareback Limo, That Is All For $12,500, VW Squareback Limo, That Is All

If the VW Vortex was a high school, and they had a prom, what would be the coolest way to get there? The answer may be today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Squareback limo, that is of course unless its price imeans the party's over.

For $29,900, Feel The Pull, Man For $29,900, Feel The Pull, Man

The livery trade can be cut throat, and you really need to find an edge to make a go of it. Today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe stretched 300D, while not a me-too Town Car, could still go to town. Will its price however, make you tell it to go to hell?

Presidents And Cars: The Answers! Presidents And Cars: The Answers!

Yesterday, I gave you ten fascinating facts about Presidents and cars. And by "facts" I mean half were a special type of fact many experts would term a "lie." So, as promised, today I'm revealing which ones were true, and which were imaginary.

The Truth About Presidents And Cars The Truth About Presidents And Cars

President Obama's well-documented production of a Presidential boner over a Shelby GT500 at the Washington D.C. Auto Show makes for an excellent reason to bring up some fun facts about Presidents and cars.

Elvis Presley's 1955 Cadillac Fleetwood limo to cross the auction block Elvis Presley's 1955 Cadillac Fleetwood limo to cross the auction block

The 1955 Cadillac Series 75 Fleetwood limousine that Elvis Presley used to transport his band to shows all over the Southern United States will go up for auction at Bonham's Classic California sale on November 12.

This is the six-door Ford Raptor limo This is the six-door Ford Raptor limo

Why would you take the Ford Raptor, the ultimate off-road desert-slaying dream machine, and turn it into a six-door limousine? Because United Arab Emirates.

Taurus SHO-powered Faux-rarri limo is as weird as it sounds Taurus SHO-powered Faux-rarri limo is as weird as it sounds

What has the motor from a Ford Taurus SHO, a stretched body that very vaguely resembles a Ferrari and a slightly musty smell from sitting? If you guessed this Taurus based Faux-rarri limo currently on Ebay you are correct, and possibly psychic.

Replica Rolls Royce Phantom limo isn’t fooling anyone Replica Rolls Royce Phantom limo isn’t fooling anyone

Currently listed on Ebay, this replica Rolls Royce phantom limo will have everyone thinking you are arriving in a 1996 Lincoln converted to look a Rolls Royce for the price of a 1996 Lincoln converted to look like a Rolls Royce.

Beer, Girls And Go-Karts In Vegas Beer, Girls And Go-Karts In Vegas

Las Vegas is the city of sin and of some wicked cars. We hit The Strip, enjoyed the sights and ended up doing battle at a local go-kart track.

Ron Paul's Old Limo is Being Converted to Longest-Ever Ride Ron Paul's Old Limo is Being Converted to Longest-Ever Ride

Having built and damaged the world's longest-ever limo a few years back, crazy car DIY expert Jay Ohrberg is creating a new "world's longest," using Ron Paul's 55-foot election campaign limo as the base for a 105-foot long ride.

Bank Advertising Mortgages With Beverly Hillbillies-Style Cars Bank Advertising Mortgages With Beverly Hillbillies-Style Cars

Canadian Bank ATB's marketing cheap mortgages to passers-by with cars — like this Mercury Grand Marquis — piled high Jed Clampett-style with household detritus. Pack up the Tin Lizzie, ma!

Six-Door Prius Limo Totes Kids, Lots Of Junk Six-Door Prius Limo Totes Kids, Lots Of Junk

Let's say you have a sick love of the Toyota Prius, but you also need the kid-toting and junk-hauling capabilities of a limousine. Solution? Weld a whole new section in the middle and make yourself a six-door Prius hybrid-limo.

Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos

Wedding season's quickly approaching and if you're riding in one of these ten limos to recite your vows, start a life of baby-manufacturing and welfare-collecting, well, you might be doing Jeff Foxworthy proud.

Maserati Quatroporte Limo Is Quite A Stretch Maserati Quatroporte Limo Is Quite A Stretch

The Maserati Quattroporte can carry a group of four in style, but what if you need more room for your junk? A Quattroporte Wagon would suffice. Or, what about this VIP Lounge-style Quattroporte stretch limo?

Some Cars Take A Beating Down On The Alameda Street Some Cars Take A Beating Down On The Alameda Street

Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Today we're going to return to a couple of old friends.

Obama's New Cadillac Limo Officially Unveiled Obama's New Cadillac Limo Officially Unveiled

President-Elect Barack Obama's getting a new Cadillac Limousine in time for his inauguration on January 20th. Here are the first official photos. The new limo's a rolling symbol of the President's power and GM's marketing.

PCH, Joad Family Redux Edition: 1957 Cadillac Camper or 6-Door Rabbit Limo? PCH, Joad Family Redux Edition: 1957 Cadillac Camper or 6-Door Rabbit Limo?

Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Hard times is a-comin', and it's time to prepare for life on the move!

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