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How To Kill Evil Clowns With Your Car How To Kill Evil Clowns With Your Car

Sure, Hurricane Matthew seems like it will be pretty scary. But it’s got nothing on the gravest threat facing our great nation’s safety right now: evil clowns. There’s an evil clown infestation happening all over America, and it’s time that we look the threat right in its filthy rubber nose and take action. With our…

This Steelers Fan Has A Memorial Sticker On His Car's Rear Window Dedicated To His Foreskin This Steelers Fan Has A Memorial Sticker On His Car's Rear Window Dedicated To His Foreskin

I don't know if memorial car stickers are a thing elsewhere in the country, but they're popular in Florida. People here regularly attach vinyl stickers to their rear windows in tribute to a beloved who has passed away.

The 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Dude Is An Unemployed Home Brewer Who Was Picked Up For DUI The 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Dude Is An Unemployed Home Brewer Who Was Picked Up For DUI

The Smoking Gun has discovered the identity of that guy who fantastically belted out every word of "Bohemian Rhapsody" in the back of a cop car after his arrest. His name is Robert Wilkinson, he's 29, he's unemployed, he's a home brewer, and his unforgettable performance in the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police…

Arrested Drunk Man Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' In Its Entirety In Back Of Police Car Arrested Drunk Man Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' In Its Entirety In Back Of Police Car

Dude in the video above wasn't happy about being picked up by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for being intoxicated. The best excuse he can muster is something about "brotherhood of men on the planet earth" before he segues right into singing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." In its entirety. He even provides the…

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