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Let's Take A Live Tour Of The Insane Campgrounds At The Indianapolis 500 Let's Take A Live Tour Of The Insane Campgrounds At The Indianapolis 500

It’s notoriously difficult to get in and out of Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Traffic will be so bad for this weekend’s sold-out race, you might as well camp out. Since you’re not driving anyway, why not have a beer—or ten? Join us as we roam Indy’s campgrounds in search of the party.

Sebastian Vettel Is Probably Still Hungover Sebastian Vettel Is Probably Still Hungover

Pour a little Advil and Whataburger out for our homeboy in the comically oversized racing suit. After claiming his fourth win at Sepang International Circuit and his first win for Ferrari, Sebastian Vettel told Eddie Jordan point-blank how he planned to celebrate: "I wanna get pissed probably tonight."

178 Tickets Issued For Drunken And Nude Antics At Indiana Tractor Pull 178 Tickets Issued For Drunken And Nude Antics At Indiana Tractor Pull

Whenever something that involves drunkenness, nudity, and cars occurs, we tend to automatically assume that the story is coming from Florida.

The Secrets Of Field Sobriety Tests The Secrets Of Field Sobriety Tests

Have you been drinking tonight, sir? Oh. Crap. If you're in a car, that's not a question you want to hear from a man in uniform. And if the answer is yes, you're in for the worst pop quiz of your life: the field sobriety test.

Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase

You have to be pretty stupid, or pretty drunk, to lead the police on a car chase. You have to even drunker, and certainly more Amish, to lead the police on a car-vs.-horse-and-buggy chase.

Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase Amish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase

You have to be pretty stupid, or pretty drunk, to lead the police on a car chase. You have to even drunker, and certainly more Amish, to lead the police on a car-vs.-horse-and-buggy chase.

How a drunk road crew paints lane markings How a drunk road crew paints lane markings

How hard is it to paint a straight line? How many workers in a Russian road-paining crew does it take to finish a fifth of vodka? The answer to both questions can be found in the video above of some truly horrific lane markings along Russia's Millionnaya Street.

Workers building fighter jets caught chugging beers over lunch Workers building fighter jets caught chugging beers over lunch

Workers at a Lockheed Martin plant in Texas are attempting to one-up their Michigander counterparts by drinking and smoking during lunch while building F-35 fighter jets. Cue the local news gotcha video.

Russian Cop Attempts to Hitch a Ride in Traffic While Completely Smashed Russian Cop Attempts to Hitch a Ride in Traffic While Completely Smashed

Turns out people aren't very likely to pick up a stumbling drunken cop in traffic on a busy Moscow afternoon. Thankfully he eventually gets a lift and he's not picked to be the designated driver.

The Video Of Detroit Lions President Tom Lewand's DWI Arrest

Police released the 20-minute-long video of Detroit Lions President Tom Lewand's arrest on suspicion of DUI Friday night, showing Lewand struggling to hide he's reportedly two-and-a-half times over the legal limit. Gosh, we can't imagine why he'd be drinking.

The 13 Most Memorable Drunk-Driving PSAs The 13 Most Memorable Drunk-Driving PSAs

Society may despise drinking and driving, but that doesn't mean that the ads attacking it have to be humorless or macabre. These 13 public service announcements get the message across better than the rest.

Google Street View Snaps Canada’s Classiest Citizen Google Street View Snaps Canada’s Classiest Citizen

Is the man in the back of this pickup passed out drunk or just relaxing while drinking? Either way, he forgot to wave at the Google Street View camera car as it drove past.

Drunk Driver Calls Cops On Himself Drunk Driver Calls Cops On Himself

A Pennsylvania man called 911, on himself, to inform the cops he was too drunk to drive. It's a commendable gesture in a sort of dumbass-with-a-drinking-problem sort of way.

Tony La Russa Not Convincing in Field Sobriety Tests

Both Jalopnik and sister site Deadspin covered news of Cardinals manager Tony La Russa being a sleepy drunk driver back in March, but now we can see the video evidence. On November 28th, prosecutors in the case finally released the video from the cruiser and booking proceedings. Frankly, we're surprised that Mr. La…

Naked Man Causes Accident on I-95, We Find His MySpace Page Naked Man Causes Accident on I-95, We Find His MySpace Page

In what must be the most interesting thing to happen in Delaware since the Revolutionary War, Ardonas Gilbert was arrested for running around naked and drunk on Interstate-95. Passing motorists tried to stop him, but he attacked them and ran cursing back onto the Interstate, causing three separate accidents. Who is…

Drunk Dad Passes Out While Pumping Gas Drunk Dad Passes Out While Pumping Gas

I can only guess what issues Wes Anderson has with his father, but I'm fairly sure the senior Anderson has nothing on this delinquent dad from Auckland, New Zealand. With his two year-old girl in the car, he drove into a local gas station and attempted to pump gas. Nothing strange there. But, allegedly, he was so…

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